Tetrodotoxin based Virus spreads to Denver, consumes 600-700 on the 16th street Mall
Allied Press, October 18, 2008: 6:00 pm MST
Shoppers and tourists came upon a surprise as stragglers from the Manitou Springs zombie infection arrived from the Springs around 5:00 pm, spreading a deadly virus that re-animates the dead and turns the living into the walking dead. First goes the body functions, then the brains, then the limbs, dragging and crawling with a stumbling limp. Infection spread at the corner of 16th Street and Glenarm in front of the Hard Rock Cafe. Everyone walking into the perimeter around that corner went pale and gushed blood. Police stood in bands across the street prepared for the attack. An ambulance was parked on the opposite corner. First there were 20, turned 40, turned 80, turned 100, 200, then 400, then 600+. 80′s style spandex hot zombie girls broke out in a adlib choreographed performance piece of “Thriller” and then buses were attacked, stores covered with bloody handprints as a good majority locked their doors, and patrons out dining on patios were overwhelmed with a lack of appetite at the maggot dropping, flesh dripping, recently deceased walking by their tables. Double Daughter’s Salotto and Two Fisted Mario’s found an invasion of hungry zombies as a mad doctor stabilized the zombies. Apparently, infections have been found in Colorado Springs and an outbreak is expected this friday downtown along Tejon. Lock your doors, stay inside. This virus is deadly.
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